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The Coffee Killer, Book 1 - Motel at the End of the World

The Coffee Killer, Book 1 - Motel at the End of the World

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Step into the Crescent Motel and hear the chaos, bartering, Bruno’s side-eye, and cozy end-of-the-world vibes come to life.

Crescent Motel · Audio Sample
The Coffee Killer

Tip: Pop in your earbuds, settle somewhere cozy, and let the end of the world make you laugh.

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Few jobs are more depressing than sitting in a dank office behind the counter of an old motel in the middle of the night. Unless it’s the end of the world, and you’re running the motel your dead aunt left you. Then it’s even more miserable. Add a former police dog as your constant companion and a bossy housekeeper, and somehow we make it work—most of the time.

Bruno doesn’t like bad weather or certain people. He whines under his breath, scooting closer to me as the branches outside shake in the wind. Shadows flicker across the parking lot, empty except for the swaying trees.

“It’s just the wind… you big baby. Stop grumbling.” I glance at him, then out the window at the flickering Crescent Motel sign buzzing against the storm. “Don’t you do that now!” I mutter to the sign, hoping it doesn’t go out. Last thing I need is restarting the generator.

Suddenly, the door swings open, letting in a gust of cold air. A soaked man steps inside, backpack slung over one shoulder. Bruno growls.

I fold the paper and size him up. “Good evening. Looks like you just made it before the rain hit.”

The man swipes water off his forehead, stomping the floor to shake off the drops. His backpack thuds to the ground. “Yeah. It's coming down out there. Think it’ll rain for days. I need a room for the night. I’ll be out of here before it gets worse.”

“Well, that depends on what you’ve got for payment.”

He smirks and unzips his pack. I can’t see what he’s rummaging for, but I start rattling off the usual list anyway. “We need soap, shampoo, razors. Deodorant, maybe. No more toothbrushes, though. Food’s always a win. Got mac and cheese? Ramen? That’ll get you a night here, easy.”

Then the man pulls out a small, oblong package and slaps it on the counter. It’s matte brown, wrapped up tight, and almost looks like...no, it couldn’t be.

“What’s that?” I ask, trying to sound casual.

“It’s what you think it is,” he says, grinning.

I swallow, trying to keep my composure. “Yeah, but is it what I *smell* it is?”

He nods. “It is.”

I glance at the windows, checking to see if anyone’s watching, then reach out and squeeze the package. It feels like little granules of gold under my fingers. “No way,” I whisper, barely believing it. Coffee. Real, ground coffee. Almost extinct.

I let out a long breath. “I’m not even gonna ask where you got this.”

What Readers Are Saying

“This series is exactly what I didn’t know I needed: the end of the world… but make it hilarious. Between the bartering chaos, Bruno’s suspicious side-eye, and the sort of mysteries that only happen when civilization collapses and everyone’s a little feral, I was hooked. It’s clever, cozy, and just the right amount of bonkers. The Crescent Motel might be falling apart, but the story never does. Absolutely addictive.”

— T. Morgan, Post-Apocalyptic Mystery Enthusiast

Welcome to the Crescent Motel…

Few jobs are more depressing than working the night desk of a rundown roadside motel. Unless it’s the end of the world, the cupboards are nearly bare, and your only inheritance is a creaking neon sign and a lobby that smells faintly of burnt coffee and wet dog.

Darrell Riley is doing his level best to keep the Crescent Motel running after the apocalypse. With power outages, supply shortages, and bartering for basic necessities, survival is already a full-time job. His staff consists of one bossy housekeeper, Nance, and one anxious former police dog, Bruno, who trusts his nose more than any remaining authority.

When a guest turns up dead during a brutal storm and the roads wash out, the tiny motel becomes a locked-in crime scene. There’s no law enforcement anymore—just Darrell, Nance, Bruno, and a cast of stranded guests with more secrets than canned goods. Someone at the Crescent Motel is a killer… and Bruno has been suspicious of them from the start.

To protect the people depending on him—and keep the last lights on at the edge of civilization— Darrell has to untangle motives, manage barter-hungry neighbors, and follow Bruno’s side-eye through every creak, shadow, and alibi. If he fails, the Crescent Motel may lose more than its vacancy sign.

A Cozy Mystery at the End of the World

The Coffee Killer blends the comfort of a classic whodunit with the dark humor of a post-apocalyptic survival tale. Expect:

  • Locked-motel mystery vibes with no way to call for help
  • A barter-based economy where coffee is practically currency
  • Bruno, a retired K-9 with impeccable instincts and terrible storm nerves
  • Found family, grumpy banter, and neighbors who might be murderers
  • More laughs than you’d expect when the world has already ended

Perfect for readers who love cozy mysteries, post-apocalyptic stories with heart, and a setting you’ll want to revisit—despite the occasional murder in room thirty-four. Check in at the Crescent Motel… if you dare.

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